Today's prompt came from Alecia at Chicken Scratch NY
I haven't written many posts on this blog before the challenge, and I've actually already used one of those (mmm, banana bread). Around 7 years ago I had a blog for a while, and there's one post from it that, to this day, I remember and have a chuckle over.
Enjoy!
"Bye-bye" Letters
I needed some help with telling a guy that I really wasn't interested in him, and that he was kind-of freaking me out with calling me and emailing me all the time, so a friend of mine (my mom, actually) came up with some options for me to choose from. She started the creative ball rolling, and one of my brothers started contributing, and I came up with a couple as well.
(*not his real name)
Alphonse*,
Thank you for your email and invite, but I feel God is focusing my attention in another direction...
Patrick*,
Please BUG OFF.
Oliver*,
Please take a long walk off a short dock.
Guy*,
You are freaking me out. Go away.
Nick*,
Some people are suggesting to me that you are a stalker. Go find someone else to chase.
Inigo*,
You are a freak. Good-bye.
Bob*,
Your good friend warned me never to go out with you. If they know you and say that, well, I would be nuts to go anywhere near you.
Jake*,
My bodyguard is big and tough. He will find you and punch your lights out if you ever contact me again.
Jasper*,
I feel like puking every time I think of you. Do you think this is a sign? I do.
Horace*,
I am sure you are a really nice guy, but you are making me think you are someone dangerous. Do not contact me again. Thanks and have a nice day.
Klaus*,
I am thrilled that the love of my life has moved back to my area. So, I have no time for you. Goodbye.
Eustace*,
Go away.
Derrick*,
Get lost. Thanks. Have a nice life.
Albert*,
Hope this doesn't seem rude - LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! Thanks.
If you are having trouble telling someone to give you space, feel free to use any of these 'bye-bye letters' :)
Haha! I had fun reading these! Hope he got the point!
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